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Honestly, The Only Way Garden State Could Have Been Better Was If I Played Every Character. I'm Awesome.

Some People Just Can't Handle That They Will Never Be A Better Actor Than Me

They Say The Number On Rule In Showbusiness Is Not To Work With Animals. I Guess I'm Above The Rules Because I Put Up With That For Seven Years.

Actually, I Stopped Looking At Myself In The Mirror Years Ago. I Wasn't Making It To Work On Time.

When I First Moved To L.a., I Thought About Turning Gay. Then I Realized None Of The Guys I Was Interested In Was Good Enough For Me.