My Stand-up Is Quite Good Now, People

If You Think About Determination, If People Have A Heart And Are Determined, They Can Get To That Place. But There Are A Lot Of Negative People Who Were Enormously Determined. All The Nazis Were Determined. They Wanted To Murder Everyone. Everyone With A Bad Heart, Who Doesn't Care About People, I Wish They Hadn't Started.

"i've Done Your Dog. It's Got Nine Eyes Down The Side, I Made His Head All Square, 15 Legs. What Do You Think Of That?" "fido Looks A Bit Weird."

My Stand-up Is Quite Good Now, People Say. It's Just Like A Big Conversation Each Time. Every Gig Is A Rehearsal.

That's No Good, I Can't Steal From The Fairly Well Off And Give To The Moderately Impoverished! That's Not Gonna Swing, Is It?

When I Watched Braveheart I Was In Tears And I Was Rooting For The Scottish People