My Idea Of Exercise Is A Good

Health - What My Friends Are Always Drinking To Before They Fall Down.

I Serve Dinner In Three Phases: Serve The Food, Clear The Table, Bury The Dead.

I Became A Stand-up Comedienne Because I Had A Sit-down Husband.

One [expert] Said, 'always Have A Baby Sitter Who Is Acquainted With Your Children.' If They Were Acquainted With My Children, They Wouldn't Sit!

Never Refer To Your Wedding Night As The Original Amateur Hour.