My Idea Of Exercise Is A Good

I Was So Wrinkled I Could Screw My Hats On.

One [expert] Said, 'always Have A Baby Sitter Who Is Acquainted With Your Children.' If They Were Acquainted With My Children, They Wouldn't Sit!

Every Time I Go Near The Stove, The Dog Howls.

He Has So Many Muscles He Has To Make An Appointment To Move His Fingers.

My Husband Always Felt That A Marriage And Career Don't Mix. That's Why He's Never Worked.