My Real Last Name Is Galifianakisburg.

You Write Things That Are Of Interest To You. There's No Focus Group.

If You Read My Blog, You Know I'm A Pilates Freak. And By Pilates, I Mean Waffles.

I Think If You Come Out To California Trying To Be An Actor, It's Pretty Hard. There's Desperation. A Lot Of People Are Desperate, And A Lot Of People Are Clueless, Including Me. It's Hard To Try To Figure It Out. I've Never Told You, But I Have Head Shots That If You Saw Them... They're So Terrible! It's So Embarrassing.

I Was Just Thinking How Unfortunate It'd Be To Be A Fat Girl Named Candy.

I Love Playing A Curmudgeon. I Just Love Playing A Sour Guy.