My Real Last Name Is Galifianakisburg.

I'm Greek. My Body Produces Feta Cheese.

The Congressmen And Senators Used To Go Have A Drink In D.c. They Would Disagree All Day Long, But They Would Find That Time To Sit Down And Learn About Each Other Personally. I Think That's Totally Wiped Out; I Don't Think It Really Exists Anymore.

Whether You Are On The Right Or The Left, Everyone Can Agree That There Are A Lot Of Outside Influences In American Politics That Are Not Good For The System. There's Just Too Much Money.

It's Not Good For Comedy To Be Like, 'thanks For Liking Me'. Being Popular Is Poison.

If You See Something, Say Something.