I Did Try When I Wasn't Doing

My Doctor Told Me I Should Get Out Of Breath Three Times A Week, So I Took Up Smoking.

Wild Men Are So Enormously Attractive.

When I Got Married, The Sun Ran The Headline: "here Comes The Bride, All Fat And Wide." Luckily, It Was A Few Days After The Wedding - But It Was Still Hideous To Read At A Great Romantic Moment.

Fat People Are Brilliant In Bed. If I'm Sitting On Top Of You, Who's Going To Argue?

Again, With Two Small Children It's Incredibly Hard To Commit Yourself To Anything Because You're Just Getting Interested In It And Someone Comes Along And Goes I Want Thomas The Tank Engine On, And Screams The Place Down Until You Put It On.