I Don't Hold Any Candle For Drama

I Look Like Julian Clary On Steroids.

When You Cry, You Don't Look Very Attractive; You Look Snotty And Blotchy. People Seem To Manage To Cry Quite Prettily These Days, And To Me, That Smacks Of Not Being Very Genuine.

I Went On The Pill When I Was 16, Put On Four Stone... So That Proved To Be A Very Effective Contraceptive.

I've Never, Ever Had People Being Aggressive To Me In Public Or Abusing Me, And Actually Quite A Lot Of Men Do Say To Me, 'you're Quite Good' - Though They Can't Bear To Go, 'you're Great.'

I Remember When Victoria Wood Started To Come Through, And I Thought She Was Great, Though She And I Are Very Different In Our Approach.