My Philosophy Is That Every Phone Conversation

I'm Predicting That We'll Finally Have A Computer Will Search My E-mail Automatically And Delete Every Message That Begins With 'thought You'd Be Interested,' And Then Give An Electrical Shock To The Sender To Remind Him Or Her To Stop Send That Kind Of Message.

If You Want Success, Figure Out The Price, Then Pay It.

Let's Form Proactive Synergy Restructuring Teams.

I Calculated The Total Time That Humans Have Waited For Web Pages To Load. It Cancels Out All The Productivity Gains Of The Information Age. Sometimes I Think The Web Is A Big Plot To Keep People Like Me Away From Normal Society.

When Life Gives You Lemons... Choke On Them And Die... You Stupid Lemon Eater.