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You Know, Sometimes I Worry, You Know, Is Comedy And My Type Of Comedy Going To Get Stale? Is It Going To Be So Offensive That It Becomes Uninteresting Or So Niche That I Don't Have An Audience Anymore? But It Keeps Getting Bigger And Bigger And Bigger, Where Roasting Now Is A Movement. These Roasts Are On In India, In Mexico.

Life Is Short. You Have To Be Able To Laugh At Our Pain Or We Never Move On.

I Want The Roast To Be Like A Party Where Everybody Goes And Has A Good Time.

My Life And My Career Have Been A Series Of Happy And Not So Happy Accidents.

Charlie Sheen Is To Stand-up What Larry Flynt Is To Standing Up.