There's Nobody To Believe In Anymore, Nobody

I Was A High School Throw-out.

It's Not Easy Being A Father, But I've Been Allowed A Comeback.

Modesty Is Not One Of My Virtues.

The Other Day My House Caught Fire. My Lawyer Said, "shouldn't Be A Problem. What Kind Of Coverage Do You Have?" I Said, "fire And Theft." The Lawyer Frowned. "uh Oh. Wrong Kind. Should Be Fire Or Theft."

Marriage Is Nature's Way Of Keeping Us From Fighting With Strangers.