I've Got A Sister Who Races Motorcycles

My Mother Went Into The Peace Corps When She Was Sixty-eight.

Marijuana Is Like Coors Beer. If You Could Buy The Damn Stuff At A Georgia Filling Station, Youd Decide You Wouldnt Want It.

I Found Out Water Can Be Drunk Straight.

Yes, Sir. I'm A Real Southern Boy. I Got A Red Neck, White Socks, And Blue Ribbon Beer.

Well, A Good Ole Boy Is Somebody That Rides Around In A Pick-up Truck - Which I Do - And Drinks Beer And Puts 'em In A Litter Bag. A Redneck's One That Rides Around In A Truck And Drinks Beer And Throws 'em Out The Window.