My Mother Kept The House Clean And

Modesty Is Not One Of My Virtues.

I Made It, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I Didn't Have To Practice.

My Favorite Way To Spend Saturday Is In And Out Of Bed, Watching Sports On Tv And Eating.

My Father Helped Me Leave. He Said, 'it's All Out There, It's Not Here.'

When I Read Dickens For The First Time, I Thought He Was Jewish, Because He Wrote About Oppression And Bigotry, All The Things That My Father Talked About.