My Mother Kept The House Clean And

One Thing I've Never Said In My Whole Life Is, 'let's Have Dinner At A Japanese Restaurant.'

There's A Charm, There's A Rhythm, There's A Soul To Jewish Humor. When I First Saw Richard Pryor Perform, I Told Him, 'you're Doing A Jewish Act.'

I Just Never Saw My Mother In Any Other Room But The Kitchen. There Were Always Pots Going.

We Get The Worrywart, The Hypochondriac, The Money-grubbing Miser, The Intractable Negotiator... Some Would Say Certain Of These Refer To The Stereotypical, Or 'stage' Jew. But Objectively Speaking, The Only Crime In Humor Is An Unfunny Joke.

I Always Plan Dinner First Thing In The Morning. That's The Only Way I Can Get Through The Day, Having A Specific Meal To Look Forward To At Night.