My Mother-in-law Buys Her Coats In A

I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing.

I Don't Know How You Feel About Old Age... But In My Case I Didn't Even See It Coming. It Hit Me From The Rear.

There's So Little Money In My Bank Account, My Scenic Checks Show A Ghetto.

My Eight-year-old Bought A Bicycle With The Money He Saved By Not Smoking.

I Will Never Give Up. I Am In My 14th Year Of A 10-day Beauty Plan.