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The Only Parts Left Of My Original Body Are My Elbows.

Never Refer To Your Wedding Night As The Original Amateur Hour.

This Man I Was Going With Asked Me For My Finger Measurements. I Thought He Was Going To Buy Me A Ring For Christmas, But He Gave Me A Bowling Ball.

I'm The Woman Who Used To Think That Middle-age Spread Was A Cocktail Dip.

Before You Get Married You Should Meet Your Fiance's Parents. It Is Not Enough That You Like His Parole Officer.