My Mother-in-law Buys Her Coats In A

My Sister-in-law Is So Skinny That She Has A Striped Dress With Only One Stripe.

My Cooking Is So Bad My Kids Thought Thanksgiving Was To Commemorate Pearl Harbor.

Nothing Was Happening In The Bedroom. I Nicknamed Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.

My Mother-in-law Must Be The Probation Officer I Got For The Crime I Committed Of Marrying My Husband.

You Know You're Old When Someone Compliments You On Your Alligator Shoes, And You're Barefoot.