My Mom Gave Me One Of Those

The American Government Is Making Nuclear Weapons Like There's No Tomorrow.

The Only Work I Ever Turned Down Was A Cable Programme Called Diving For Excrement.

My Grandmother's Brain Was Dead, But Her Heart Was Still Beating. It Was The First Time We Ever Had A Democrat In The Family.

My Sister Just Had A Baby. We Can Have Company Over. She'll Be In Front Of Everyone With Her Um... Breast... Out Feeding It. You Know... Cereal Or Whatever.

I'm Learning Cuban. It's Like Spanish, But With Fewer Words For Luxury Items.