My Love Life Is Like A Piece

My Body Is Dropping So Fast, My Gynecologist Wears A Hard Hat.

My Grandson Is Mad At Me. He's Mad At Me Because I Squandered His College Fund On Spanx. It's A Lot, But There's A Lot Going On Here.

I Now Consider It A Good Day When I Don't Step On My Boobs.

I Have No Methods. All I Do Is Accept People As They Are.

Comedy Is A Very Rough Beat. It's No Holds Barred, As It Should Be.