My Love Life Is Like A Piece

I Was Getting Dressed And A Peeping Tom Looked In The Window, Took A Look And Pulled Down The Shade.

Comedy - And I Say This With Humility - Comedy Needs Me.

Some Women Take Up The Law And Become Lawyers. Other Women Lay Down The Law And Become Wives.

When A Man Has A Birthday, He Takes A Day Off. When A Woman Has A Birthday, She Takes At Least Three Years Off.

My Parents Hated Me. All I Ever Heard Was, "why Can't You Be Like Your Cousin Shelia? Why Can't You Be Like Your Cousin Shelia?" Shelia Had Died At Birth.