My Love Life Is Like A Piece

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When You're Cautioned To Slow Down By Your Doctor, Instead Of By The Police.

I Can't Wear Yellow Anymore. It's Too Matchy-matchy With My Catheter.

Life Is Very Tough. If You Don't Laugh, It's Tough.

My Parents Hated Me. All I Ever Heard Was, "why Can't You Be Like Your Cousin Shelia? Why Can't You Be Like Your Cousin Shelia?" Shelia Had Died At Birth.

I Use A Smoke Alarm As A Timer.