My Love Life Is Like A Piece

I Once Dated A Guy So Dumb He Could Not Count To 21 Unless He Was Naked

A Woman Went To A Plastic Surgeon And Asked Him To Make Her Like Bo Derek. He Gave Her A Lobotomy.

She's So Pure, Moses Couldn't Even Part Her Knees.

What Are People Going To Do? Fire Me? I've Been Fired Before. Not Book Me? I've Been Out Of Work Before. I Don't Care.

I Love Israel For Its Blue And White Flag As It Matches My Legs.