My Life And My Career Have Been

You Have Such A Huge Career ... Behind You.

I Don't Think It's Unfair To Have Writers. I Think If You're Going To Do A Roast On Television, As If You Were Doing A Play Or You Were Reading A Script Of A Movie, You Would Have The Best Possible Material. And Those Are The People Who Score, The People Who Are Willing To Listen To The Roasting Experts And Then Come Out There And Own That Material.

Charlie Sheen Is To Stand-up What Larry Flynt Is To Standing Up.

Life Is Short. You Have To Be Able To Laugh At Our Pain Or We Never Move On.

How Is It Possible That Courtney Love Looks Worse Than Kurt Cobain?