My Last Picture For Warners Was Romance

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.

What The World Needs Is More Geniuses With Humility; There Are So Few Of Us Left.

I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because I Couldn't Bear To Tell The Story Of My Life All Over Again.

A Conductor Should Reconcile Himself To The Realization That Regardless Of His Approach Or Temperament The Eventual Result Is The Same-the Orchestra Will Hate Him.