My Job Is To Go Out And

Everything Starts With Writing. And Then To Support Your Vision, Your Ideas, Your Philosophy, Your Jokes, Whatever, You've Gotta Perform Them And/or Direct Them, Or Sometimes Just Produce Them.

Writing Is Simply One Thought After Another Dying Upon The One Before.

Humor Is Just Another Defense Against The Universe.

You're Always A Little Disappointing In Person Because You Can't Be The Edited Essence Of Yourself.

Anybody Can Direct, But There Are Only Eleven Good Writers.