When I Go To The Beauty Parlor,

When I Go To The Beach, My Grandchildren Try To Make Words Out Of The Veins In My Legs. That's Why I Still Take The Pill; I Don't Want Any More Grandchildren.

Have The Man At The Station Put The Air In The Tires. I Did It Once Myself. Have You Ever Seen A Car With A Limp?

Burt Reynolds Once Asked Me Out. I Was In His Room.

You Want To Look Younger... Rent Smaller Children.

If I Wore A Peek-a-boo Dress, It Would Be Like Turning In A False Alarm.