My Idea For Peace In The Middle

People In Northern Ireland Vote For Their Church, They Don't Vote With Their Heads; It Is Ridiculous.

My Irish Mate Told Me, If You File Down The Edges Of A 50 Pence Piece, You Can Use It As A 10p.

An Irishman's Wife Gave Birth To Twins. Her Husband Wanted To Know Who The Other Man Was.

I Come From A Family Of Musicians. Even The Sewing Machine Is A Singer.

A Man Walked Into A Shop And Asked, "how Much Are Your Eggs?" He Said "£1.40 A Dozen". He Then Asked: "how Much Are Your Cracked Ones?" He Said: "35p". He Said: "crack Us Four Dozen."