Most Of My Jokes Are Racist -

I'm Really Worried About My Girlfriend's Morals ... She Has Next Written On Her Knickers.

I Gave My Wife A Kiss This Morning. She Jumped Out Of Bed And Did A Lap Of Honour.

America Has Only 100 Senators For 309 Million People, But Stormont Has 108 Members For 1.7 Million.

My Uncle Jimmy Took Liver Salts Twice A Day For 40 Years. He Died On Sunday, Was Buried Wednesday And The Following Friday They Had To Go To The Cemetery To Beat His Liver To Death With A Stick.

My Irish Mate Told Me, If You File Down The Edges Of A 50 Pence Piece, You Can Use It As A 10p.