Most Of My Jokes Are Racist -

I Don't Think My Wife Likes Me Very Much, When I Had A Heart Attack She Wrote For An Ambulance.

Did You Know You Can Have An Irish Abortion, But There Is A 12 Month Waiting List?

I've Been Married To My Wife For 60 Years But It Feels Just Like Yesterday, And You Know What A Bloody Awful Day Yesterday Was.

This Is Frank Carson, News At Ten, Sober.

I Come From A Family Of Musicians. Even The Sewing Machine Is A Singer.