My Headshot Is A Scratch And Sniff,

I'm The Most Mellow Person Offstage. I Think It's Just, Going Onstage Lets Me Get Out Some Frustration That I'm Too Shy To Do In Real Life. Instead Of Doing It In Private, I'd Rather Do It In Front Of 1,000 People Who've Paid $25 To See Me Lose My Mind.

But Comedy Is Like Music, It Appeals To Some People. Some People Like Creed, Those People Are Usually Pretty Stupid. But They Probably Also Like Carrot Top. I Would Say That They're Part Of The Same Ilk.

As A Comic, It's Anti-comedy To Be Known. I Think A Lot Of Comedic Actors Get Lost In This World Of Hollywood And All This Stuff. They Lose What Brought Them There In The First Place. I'm Very Trepidatious About It.

Privacy Is Big For Me. To Do Interviews Even, I Have A Very Love/hate With It.

I Live In Los Angeles And I Had Been Drinking One Night, So I Was On The Walk Of Fame And I Saw Tony Danza's Star And I Started Urinating On It. Just Yelling Out, 'who's The Boss Now?'