My Headshot Is A Scratch And Sniff,

It's Fun For Me To Couple Emotion With Comedy. I Think It Helps Comedy. I Think A Lot Of Times American Comedies Don't Play On Emotion Too Much.

You Save 15 More Minutes Of Sleep If You Are A Man And You Don't Have To Shave.

Did You Ever Wake Up With An Erection...and Find Yourself In A Massage Chair At Brookstone? And You Yell To The Sales Clerk "i'll Take It!"

It's Not Good For Comedy To Be Like, 'thanks For Liking Me'. Being Popular Is Poison.

I Once Walked In On My Grandparents Making Love...and That's Why I Don't Eat Raisins.