My Headshot Is A Scratch And Sniff,

The Word Abbreviation Sure Is Long For What It Means.

I'm Not Cynical When It Comes To Things That Are Important. I'm Cynical About Pop Culture And All That Horseshit.

I Like Characters That Are Fragile And A Little Bit On The Edge .

I Live In Los Angeles And I Had Been Drinking One Night, So I Was On The Walk Of Fame And I Saw Tony Danza's Star And I Started Urinating On It. Just Yelling Out, 'who's The Boss Now?'

I Would Have Changed My Last Name If Being Famous Were My Goal.