I Would Have Changed My Last Name

I'm Not Cynical When It Comes To Things That Are Important. I'm Cynical About Pop Culture And All That Horseshit.

I Am Going To Be The Next Ryan Gosling.

Tigers Love Pepper...they Hate Cinnamon.

I Have A 60-acre Farm In North Carolina, And I Have A Tractor And A Farmhouse. As Soon As I Groom The Land, I Want To Put Cabins Around And Have A Place Where People Can Write And Hang Out. It'll Be Either That Or An All-black Nudist Colony.

I Was Just Thinking How Unfortunate It'd Be To Be A Fat Girl Named Candy.