My Father Was A Very Funny Man,

I Have Very Happy Memories Of Fairy Tales. My Mother Used To Take Me To The Library In Toronto To Check Out The Fairy Tales. And She Was An Actress, So She Used To Act Out For Me The Different Characters In All These Fairy Tales.

Marriage Can Be Viewed As The Waiting Room For Death.

And I Love Mel Brooks. My Dad Loved His Movies, Too, They're Awesome, The Kind Of Thing That If You're In For Ten Minutes, You're In For Two Hours.

Why Must I Be Surrounded By Frickin' Idiots?

Very Good Training To Just Be A Person Is Growing Up In Canada. People Say A Lot Of Things About Canada, Like That It's Boring, But If You Look Around The World, You Can Praise Boring. It's A Very Civilized Place To Grow Up. I'm Very Proud Of It.