My Father Was A Very Funny Man,

Once I Turned 35, I Got The Bonus Of Some Wisdom And Began To Accept Life On Its Own Terms.

Canada Is The Essence Of Not Being. Not English, Not American, It Is The Mathematic Of Not Being. And A Subtle Flavour - We're More Like Celery As A Flavour.

Having A Kid Is Like Falling In Love For The First Time When You're 12, But Every Day.

Silly Is You In A Natural State, And Serious Is Something You Have To Do Until You Can Get Silly Again.

Most Comedians Want To Be The Architect Of Their Own Embarrassment. They Have Horrible Self-esteem Issues. I Would Rather Push Myself Into The Mud. I Don't Want To Be Pushed Into The Mud. I Think That Is Probably True. I Think Most People Struggle With Self-acceptance. But Comedians Get A Chance To Self Externalize.