My Father Was A Very Funny Man,

I've Wanted To Be An Actor Since I Was Eight Years Old And I Did Tv Commercials When I Was A Kid. When I Was Eleven Saturday Night Live Came On And I Thought, "oh God, I'd Love To Do That." I Saw The Pink Panther Movies And Thought, "god, I'd Love To Have A Comedy Series; I'd Love To Have A Character I'd Created That Becomes A Series." I've Now Pretty-much Done Everything I've Wanted To Do Since I Was Eight Years Old And It's A Wonderful Feeling, I've Got To Say.

Justin Timberlake Is The Single Most Talented Human Being I've Ever Met In My Life, And It Sickens Me. He Is, Like, 12 Years Old Or Something! He Has 0 Percent Body Fat, He Is Musically Gifted, He Has A Great Ear For Accents, And He Is Hilarious.

My Dad Was From Liverpool, And He Picked It Up In The Army. He'd Often Come Out With This Stuff.

I Had A Blast, But I Still Wonder Sometimes Why They Saw Me As The Perfect Guy For This Strange Character.

Well, I Like How People Talk. I Like Language. You Know, Linda Richman Spoke In Yiddish.