My Father Was A Very Funny Man,

Justin Timberlake Is The Single Most Talented Human Being I've Ever Met In My Life, And It Sickens Me. He Is, Like, 12 Years Old Or Something! He Has 0 Percent Body Fat, He Is Musically Gifted, He Has A Great Ear For Accents, And He Is Hilarious.

Why Must I Be Surrounded By Frickin' Idiots?

I Came Out Wanting To Be An Actor. From My First View Of The World, That's What I Wanted To Be. I'm Made Of 99 Percent Ham And 1 Percent Water. I Was Just Cooked That Way!

You Can't Think Of Risks. I Have Nothing To Lose. You Either Make Something That You Like, Or You Don't, And You Throw It To The Universe.

I Feel Entirely Grateful And Appreciative Of Being Able To Make Something Up And Do It, And I'm Very Grateful How Well It's Gone. I'm A Guy From Toronto Who Just Wanted To Be An Actor Since He Was Eight So It's All Kind-of Crazy. Shrek Has Been Wonderfully Successful, It Did Really Well In The States, And So It's Magical To Me, Still. I'm Still That Kid From Toronto.