Dad Was In The British Army And

Justin Timberlake Is The Single Most Talented Human Being I've Ever Met In My Life, And It Sickens Me. He Is, Like, 12 Years Old Or Something! He Has 0 Percent Body Fat, He Is Musically Gifted, He Has A Great Ear For Accents, And He Is Hilarious.

I Like Smart Jokes, I Like Dumb Jokes, And I Like Dumb Jokes Done Smartly.

Europe To Me Is Young People Trying To Appear Middle-aged And Middle-aged People Trying To Appear Young.

Oh, You Know, Driving Around, Coming To A Stop Sign And An Entire Family, From 8 To 80, Will Be Looking At Me With That Dr. Evil Look - Pinkie On The Mouth.

Silly Is You In A Natural State, And Serious Is Something You Have To Do Until You Can Get Silly Again.