My Dad Was From Liverpool, And He

I Would Love To Be A Father. I Had A Great Father Who Taught Me How Gratifying That Is. I'm Not Going To Deny Myself That. I Think I'd Be Good At It. Everybody Wants That Experience. I Definitely Do.

My Dad Was From Liverpool, And He Picked It Up In The Army. He'd Often Come Out With This Stuff.

My Father Was Always A Straight-up Funny Guy. He Was Silly. He Was My Inspiration.

Oh, You Know, Driving Around, Coming To A Stop Sign And An Entire Family, From 8 To 80, Will Be Looking At Me With That Dr. Evil Look - Pinkie On The Mouth.

My Father Was A Very Funny Man, And One Of My Strongest Recollections Is Hearing Him Laugh. He Didn't Like People Who Had No Sense Of Humour.