The Elephant Smoked Too Much.(explaining Why The

I Don't Mind Going Back To Daylight Saving Time. With Inflation, The Hour Will Be The Only Thing I've Saved All Year.

Humor Is Something That Thrives Between Man's Aspirations And His Limitations. There Is More Logic In Humor Than In Anything Else. Because, You See, Humor Is Truth.

Well, All's Fair In Love, War And Fooling The Critics.

The Difference Between A Violin And A Viola Is That A Viola Burns Longer.

...the Elephant Smoked Too Much.