My Dad Was Superman To Me, And

My Dad Was Superman To Me, And In My Mind He Always Will Be.

I'm Not Going To Lie To You Fellas, I've Been Drinking

I Have Gay Friends, I Support Gay Rights, I Have Nothing Against The Gay Community, But When I See Two Guys Kissing, I Think It's Gross. And, By The Way, It's Gross When 99% Of Straight People Do It, Too.

I Got Into Comedy So I Could Stay Out All Night.

If You Are A Black Woman, You Get Two History Months In A Row.