I Don't Do One Show And Wish

I'm Not Against Ratings Per Se. I Think More Information Is Always Good. But I Certainly Don't Think The Government Has To Step In And Set Guidelines For How Shows Should Be Rated.

I Can't Do That. I'm Already The Single Guy Living In His Parents' House. I Can't Be Seen Digging A Grave In The Middle Of The Night.

Who Ever Thought That The World-famous Captain Obvious Was Really Mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?

Hollywood People Are Filled With Guilt: White Guilt, Liberal Guilt, Money Guilt. They Feel Bad That They're So Rich, They Feel They Don't Work That Much For All That Money - And They Don't, For The Amount Of Money They Make.

I Don't Run Outside, Honestly. Sometimes I Go Out Around My House, But Mainly It's The Stupid Treadmill. I Wish I Had A Better Answer, But I'm Very Businesslike About My Runs.