I Don't Do One Show And Wish

Eating Crappy Food Isn't A Reward -- It's A Punishment.

Nothing's Funny About Someone Who's Successful.

When I Play Poker, I Don't Like Losing The Pot.

I've Always Got Stuff In My Head In Case I Meet Somebody Like Steven Spielberg Or Someone Like That, Where I Can Hopefully Say Something To Them That Nobody Else Has Ever Said And Get A Laugh Out Of Them.

I Always Thought I Was Going To Die Before I Was 60.