I Don't Do One Show And Wish

I Was In The Band When I Was A Kid, I Played The Trumpet.

What Also Helps Our Show Is That We Never Take Ourselves Seriously.

Eating Crappy Food Isn't A Reward -- It's A Punishment.

The Difference Between Las Vegas And Atlantic City Is The Difference Between Getting Conned By A Beautiful Call Girl And Getting Mugged By A Crack Head.

You Know What I Worry About? I Worry That When I Hit My Head, It Pushes My Hair Into My Brain, And It Will Eventually Kill Me.