If You Keep Yourself Alive And Current,

My Father Helped Me Leave. He Said, 'it's All Out There, It's Not Here.'

One Thing I've Never Said In My Whole Life Is, 'let's Have Dinner At A Japanese Restaurant.'

The World Is Full Of Little Dictators Trying To Run Your Life.

The Other Day My House Caught Fire. My Lawyer Said, "shouldn't Be A Problem. What Kind Of Coverage Do You Have?" I Said, "fire And Theft." The Lawyer Frowned. "uh Oh. Wrong Kind. Should Be Fire Or Theft."

If You Want To Read About Love And Marriage, You've Got To Buy Two Separate Books.