If You Keep Yourself Alive And Current,

The World Is Full Of Little Dictators Trying To Run Your Life.

I Won't Eat In A Place That Has Suits Of Armor.

And Humor Has Always Been A Weapon. You Want To Get Even On Somebody? You Want To Attack Somebody? Make Fun Of Them.

Marriage Is Nature's Way Of Keeping Us From Fighting With Strangers.

I Always Plan Dinner First Thing In The Morning. That's The Only Way I Can Get Through The Day, Having A Specific Meal To Look Forward To At Night.