I've Never Cooked. I Can't Do Much

I Wouldn't Trust Any Man As Far As You Can Throw A Piano

My Father Taught Me To Read Music And Play The Piano-but Not Well, Even Though People Have Said That I'm A Natural Musician

I Wouldn't Change One Thing About My Professional Life, And I Make It A Point Not To Dwell On My Mistakes

Mom And Pop Were Proud Of My Popularity, But From Their Point Of View, Show Business Was No Way To Make A Living.

Everything's Coming Up Roses - For Me.