I Can Hold A Note As Long

I Was Born In My Parents' Bedroom On January 16. The World Almanac Says It Was 1909. I Say It Was 1912. But What Difference Does It Make As Long As I Feel 33?

I Attend Surprisingly Few Shows. The Type Of Theater That Is Popular Today Just Doesn't Appeal To Me.

I Can Never Remember Being Afraid Of An Audience. If The Audience Could Do Better, They'd Be Up Here On Stage And I'd Be Out There Watching Them.

I Wouldn't Trust Any Man As Far As You Can Throw A Piano

My Beloved Mom And Pop Always Rated Tops With Each Other, And That's The Way It Will Always Be