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Be Yourself -- It's The One Thing You Can Do Better Than Anyone Else.

I Work As Often As I Want And Yet I'm Free As A Bird

Any Audience That Gets A Laugh Out Of Me Gets It While I'm Facing Them

The Only Things I Read Are Gossip Columns. If I Read Three Pages Of A Book, I'm Out Like A Light. When I Pick Up The Book Again, I've Forgotten What I've Read And Have To Start Over Again. By Page Three, Even If I've Just Awakened From A Nine -hour Nap, I Fall Asleep Again. So If Anyone Gives Me A Book, It Had Better Have Lots Of Pictures.

When You Are In Deep Conflict About Something, Sometimes The Most Trivial Thing Can Tip The Scales.