I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen

The Advertising World Had Space Men In It Before Spacemen Existed.

A Committee Is A Group Of People Who Individually Can Do Nothing, But Who, As A Group, Can Meet And Decide That Nothing Can Be Done.

Washington Is No Place For A Good Actor. The Competition From Bad Actors Is Too Great.

Everywhere Outside New York City Is Bridgeport, Connecticut.

Life, In My Estimation, Is A Biological Misadventure That We Terminate On The Shoulders Of Six Strange Men Whose Only Objective Is To Make A Hole In One With You.