I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen

My Father Never Raised His Hand To Any One Of His Children, Except In Self-defense.

We Are Living In The Machine Age. For The First Time In History The Comedian Has Been Compelled To Supply Himself With Jokes And Comedy Material To Compete With The Machine. Whether He Knows It Or Not, The Comedian Is On A Treadmill To Oblivion.

Her Hat Is A Creation That Will Never Go Out Of Style; It Will Just Look Ridiculous Year After Year.

I'm Going To Boston To See My Doctor. He's A Very Sick Man.

After Quitting Radio I Was Able To Live On The Money I Saved On Aspirins.