I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen

He Dreamed He Was Eating Shredded Wheat And Woke Up To Find The Mattress Half Gone.

He Writes So Well He Makes Me Feel Like Putting My Quill Back In My Goose.

My Uncle Is A Southern Planter. He's An Undertaker In Alabama.

A Committee Is A Group Of People Who Individually Can Do Nothing, But Who, As A Group, Can Meet And Decide That Nothing Can Be Done.

California Is A Fine Place To Live - If You Happen To Be An Orange.