My Act Is Based On My Life.

Well, The Coffeehouse Audiences Never Know What They're Going To Get, And All The Comics Are Different, As Opposed To When You Go To A Club, And They're Pretty Much All Telling Jokes With Set-ups And Punchlines. Coffeehouse Audiences Are The Most Forgiving: They Really Listen, Which Is The Best Part.

I Don't Like Doing Movies, Period. Movies Are Hard. I Like Tv.

I Also Love Mole, The Unsung Hero Of Reality Programming.

A Lot Of Celebrities, Especially When You're Talking About The Really Big Ones, Live In What I Call The Fame Bubble. Nobody Ever Says No To Them Or Challenges Them Or Even Teases Them.

A Lot Of Stars Don't Have A Sense Of Humor.