Food Is My Thing, I Do Not

I Have A No-apology Policy. No Apologies For Jokes. I Apologize In My Real Life All The Time. I Say Ridiculous Things, I Make Mistakes Constantly. But When I'm On Stage, I'm At A Microphone It's A Joke!

I Have To Tell You, Though, The Sexism In Late Night Talk Is So Profound.

I Love To Make Fun Of Fashion Because It Is Just So Silly.

But If Something Funny Happens, I Can't Resist. I Have To Tell The People.

I Love Mariah Carey. Remember The Breakdown? I Loved The Breakdown.