A Good Way I Know To Find

Music Hath The Charm To Soothe A Savage Beast, But I'd Try A Revolver First.

Love Is Like The Measles; We Can't Have It Bad But Once, And The Later In Life We Have It The Tougher It Goes With Us.

I Am A Poor Man, But I Have This Consolation: I Am Poor By Accident, Not By Design.

It Iz Comparitively Eazy Tew Repent Ov The Sins That We Hav Committed, But Tew Repent Ov Thoze Which We Intend To Commit, Is Asking Tew Mutch Ov Enny Man, Now Days.

Unless We Put Heart And Soul Into Our Labor We But Brutify Our Actions.