Movies Bore Me; Especially My Own.

I Never Take Any Notice Of Reviews - Unless A Critic Has Thought Up Some New Way Of Describing Me. That Old One About My Lizard Eyes And Anteater Nose And The Way I Sleep My Way Through Pictures Is So Hackneyed Now.

Listen. I Got Three Expressions: Looking Left, Looking Right And Looking Straight Ahead.

The Only Difference Between Me And My Fellow Actors Is That I've Spent More Time In Jail.

I Kept The Same Suit For Six Years And The Same Dialogue. They Just Changed The Title Of The Picture And The Leading Lady.

I've Still Got The Same Attitude I Had When I Started. I Haven't Changed Anything But My Underwear.