Movies Bore Me; Especially My Own.

Stars Today Are Just Masturbation Images.

I've Still Got The Same Attitude I Had When I Started. I Haven't Changed Anything But My Underwear.

I Kept The Same Suit For Six Years And The Same Dialogue. They Just Changed The Title Of The Picture And The Leading Lady.

How Do I Keep Fit? I Lay Down A Lot.

I Never Take Any Notice Of Reviews - Unless A Critic Has Thought Up Some New Way Of Describing Me. That Old One About My Lizard Eyes And Anteater Nose And The Way I Sleep My Way Through Pictures Is So Hackneyed Now.