Maybe Love Is Like Luck. You Have

I Never Will Believe There Is Such A Thing As A Great Actor.

I Never Take Any Notice Of Reviews - Unless A Critic Has Thought Up Some New Way Of Describing Me. That Old One About My Lizard Eyes And Anteater Nose And The Way I Sleep My Way Through Pictures Is So Hackneyed Now.

Movies Bore Me; Especially My Own.

Sure I Was Glad To See John Wayne Win The Oscar I'm Always Glad To See The Fat Lady Win The Cadillac On Tv, Too.

I Have Two Acting Styles: With And Without A Horse.