Maybe Love Is Like Luck. You Have

I Never Changed Anything, Except My Socks And My Underwear. And I Never Did Anything To Glorify Myself Or Improve My Lot. I Took What Came And Did The Best I Could With It.

How Do I Keep Fit? I Lay Down A Lot.

I Started Out To Be A Sex Fiend, But I Couldn't Pass The Physical.

This Is Not A Tough Job. You Read A Script. If You Like The Part And The Money Is O.k., You Do It. Then You Remember Your Lines. You Show Up On Time. You Do What The Director Tells You To Do. When You Finish, You Rest And Then Go On To The Next Part. That's It.

People Think I Have An Interesting Walk. Hell, I'm Just Trying To Hold My Gut In.