Maybe Love Is Like Luck. You Have

Movies Bore Me; Especially My Own.

Sure I Was Glad To See John Wayne Win The Oscar I'm Always Glad To See The Fat Lady Win The Cadillac On Tv, Too.

I Never Changed Anything, Except My Socks And My Underwear. And I Never Did Anything To Glorify Myself Or Improve My Lot. I Took What Came And Did The Best I Could With It.

I Started Out To Be A Sex Fiend, But I Couldn't Pass The Physical.

People Think I Have An Interesting Walk. Hell, I'm Just Trying To Hold My Gut In.