Haven't Got A Girl, But I Can

If This Is Just The Beginning, My Life's Gonna Be Beautiful.

When Your Opponent's Sittin' There Holdin' All The Aces, There's Only One Thing To Do: Kick Over The Table.

When Jerry Lewis And I Were Big, We Used To Go To Parties, And Everybody Thought I Was Big-headed And Stuck Up, And I Wasn't. It Was Because I Didn't Know How To Speak Good English, So I Used To Keep My Mouth Shut.

Everybody Makes Mistakes; Look At Hitler.

I Was So Drunk Last Night I Fell Down And Missed The Floor.