Haven't Got A Girl, But I Can

There's A Statue Of Jimmy Stewart In The Hollywood Wax Museum, And The Statue Talks Better Than He Does.

Your Lips And Mine, Two Sips Of Wine, Memories Are Made Of This.

When Jerry Lewis And I Were Big, We Used To Go To Parties, And Everybody Thought I Was Big-headed And Stuck Up, And I Wasn't. It Was Because I Didn't Know How To Speak Good English, So I Used To Keep My Mouth Shut.

In A Tuxedo, I'm A Star. In Regular Clothes, I'm A Nobody.

Somewhere There's A Someone For Me. Though I May Be Lonely Now, I'll See It Through Somehow, To Somebody's Heart I Know I Hold The Key.