Mother, May I Go And Maffick, Tear

Find Yourself A Cup; The Teapot Is Behind You. Now Tell Me About Hundreds Of Things.

Never Be A Pioneer. It's The Early Christian That Gets The Fattest Lion.

The Cat Is Domestic Only As Far As Suits Its Own Ends.

The Cook Was A Good Cook, As Cooks Go; And As Cooks Go, She Went.

Whenever A Massacre Of Armenians Is Reported From Asia Minor, Every One Assumes That It Has Been Carried Out "under Orders" From Somewhere Or Another; No One Seems To Think That There Are People Who Might Like To Kill Their Neighbours Now And Then.