A Little Inaccuracy Sometimes Saves A Ton

Never Be A Pioneer. It's The Early Christian That Gets The Fattest Lion.

It Is An Admitted Fact That The Ordinary Tomtit Of Commerce Has A Sounder Aesthetic Taste Than The Average Female Relative In The Country.

The Man Is A Common Murderer. A Common Murderer, Possible, But A Very Uncommon Cook.

Mother, May I Go And Maffick, Tear Around And Hinder Traffic?

Every Reformation Must Have Its Victims. You Can’t Expect The Fatted Calf To Share The Enthusiasm Of The Angels Over The Prodigal’s Return.