He Is One Of Those People Who

All Decent People Live Beyond Their Incomes; Those Who Aren't Respectable Live Beyond Other People's; A Few Gifted Individuals Manage To Do Both.

It Is One Of The Consolations Of Middle Aged Reformers That The Good That They Inculcate Must Live After Them If It Is To Live At All.

I Love Americans, But Not When They Try To Talk French. What A Blessing It Is That They Never Try To Talk English.

Hating Anything In The Way Of Ill-natured Gossip Ourselves, We Are Always Grateful To Those Who Do It For Us And Do It Well.

It Occurred To Me That I Would Like To Be A Poet. The Chief Qualification, I Understand Is That You Must Be Born. Well, I Hunted Up My Birth Certificate, And Found That I Was All Right On That Score.