Most People Love Animals, And Most People

I've Never Been Able To Write For Stand-up.

Men In Power Always Seem To Get Involved In Sex Scandals, But Women Don't Even Have A Word For 'male Bimbo.' Except Maybe 'senator.

When The Sun Comes Up, I Have Morals Again.

Most People Love Animals, And Most People Love To Laugh. Combining The Two Makes Both Resonate Deeper.

I Can Tell By Your Eye Shadow, You're From Brooklyn, Right? . . . Me Too. My Mother Has Plastic Covers On All The Furniture. Even The Poodle. Looked Like A Barking Hassock Walking Down The Street.