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After My 1985 Appearance On The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, I Was Wooed By Producers In Hollywood, Who Told Me They Wanted To Turn My Act Into A Sitcom.

I'm So Much More Famous Than I Am Financially Successful.

I'm Not Upset About My Divorce. I'm Only Upset That I'm Not A Widow.

Birth Control That Really Works - Every Night Before We Go To Bed We Spend An Hour With Our Kids.

I Had Left Home (like All Jewish Girls) In Order To Eat Pork And Take Birth Control Pills. When I First Shared An Intimate Evening With My Husband, I Was Swept Away By The Passion (so Dormant Inside Myself) Of A Long And Tortured Existence. The Physical Cravings I Had Tried So Hard To Deny, Finally And Ultimately Sated ... But Enough About The Pork.