I Want To Eat, Cook, Meet Famous

I Believe In Equal Rights For All Citizens. One Law For All.

A Guy Is A Lump Like A Doughnut. So, First You Gotta Get Rid Of All The Stuff His Mom Did To Him. And Then You Gotta Get Rid Of All That Macho Crap That They Pick Up From Beer Commercials. And Then There's My Personal Favorite, The Male Ego.

Being Nuts Is Its Own Reward.

Who's Elk Horn Do I Have To Blow In Order To Get Something To Eat Around Here?

I Never Do Anything Fun, Because I'm A Housewife. I Hate That Word 'housewife.' I Prefer To Be Called 'domestic Goddess.'