Doctor Told Me I've Got Two Weeks

I've Been Married To My Wife For 60 Years But It Feels Just Like Yesterday, And You Know What A Bloody Awful Day Yesterday Was.

I Am Accusing Him Of Stealing My Best Material, He Was A Very Funny Man.

What's The Difference Between A Rottweiler And A Poodle Peeing On Your Leg? You Let The Rottweiler Finish.

People In Northern Ireland Vote For Their Church, They Don't Vote With Their Heads; It Is Ridiculous.

What's The Difference Between My Wife And A Terrorist? You Can Negotiate With A Terrorist.