Most Men Would Rather Be Charged With

Old Maids Sweeten Their Tea With Scandal.

Prejudice Is A House-plant Which Is Very Apt To Wilt If You Take It Out-of-doors Among Folks.

The Wheel That Squeaks The Loudest Is The One That Gets The Grease.

Threescore Years And Ten Is Enough; If A Man Can't Suffer All The Misery He Wants In That Time, He Must Be Numb.

When A Young Man Begins To Go Down Hill Everything Seems To Be Greased For The Occasion.