Most Men Would Rather Be Charged With

Human Happiness Konsists In Having What Yu Want, And Wanting What Yu Have.

Be Kind To Your Mother-in-law, But Pay For Her Board At Some Good Hotel.

There Are Lots Of People Who Mistake Their Imagination For Their Memory.

If Men Were Stubborn Just In Proportion As They Were Right, Stubbornness Would Take Her Seat Among The Virtues; But Men Are Generally Stubborn Just In Proportion As They Are Ignorant And Wrong.

Tears Are A Good Alterative, But A Poor Diet.