Most Men Will Go Farther To Give

I Never Had Any Interest In Sitcoms Or Motion Pictures Or Anything Like That.

If You Watch That Show And You Didn't Know It Was Called Seinfeld, You'd Think It Was Called 'the George Costanza Show'.

You Know, With Hitler, The More I Learn About That Guy, The More I Don't Care For Him.

I Always Told Everybody The Perfect Joke Would Be Where The Setup And Punch Line Were Identical.

I Would Love To Stay At Snl Forever. But You Can't Stay In The Same Place. People Think You're A Loser.