You Ever Be Having A Really Good

I've Just Seen Really, Really Funny Guys, And If I Didn't Know Them, I Wouldn't Know They Were Funny From The Television. I Don't Know What It Does, It Just Sucks It Away.

I Guess [richard] Pryor Was That Good. I Never Saw Him In A Theater, But I Imagine He Was That Good, Because He Was Such A Phenomenal Actor.

I Was In My Peak Physical Condition When I Was About Like, Uh... One. Oh God, I Looked Good, Young And Fresh! You Wouldn't Know Me Now If You'd Seen Me When I Was One, You Know? I Even Looked Good For My Age. People Would Come Up To Me And Go, What Are You, Zero? And I'd Go, No, I'm One Over Here!

I've Been Offered Political Shows Before, And I Don't Know Anything About Politics And I Feel Uncomfortable Making Political Opinions - There's Consequences To Them. I Often Think I'm Wrong, So I Really Don't Like Getting In Political Or Religious Discussions Because Of The Giant Possibility That I Might Be Wrong.

There's No Show Business In Canada, So Everybody Just Did Stand-up And We All Thought, "oh, We'll Just Keep Doing Stand-up." And Then I'm Like, "there's More Work In The States."