Ignorance Is Better Than Knowledge Misapplied.

I've Been In Theaters. Like Brian Regan, Who I Love - Loved Him So Much More When He Did The Improvs. And Then In A Big Theater - Nobody's That Good.

It Is Often Better To Be Restricted To Necessity Than Unconfined In The Measure Of Our Desires: Prosperity Destroys More Individuals Than Adversity Ruins.

I Just Like Doing Standup, That's All I'm Interested In Or Good At.

There Is A Very Prevalent Tenet With Youth, That Good Company Is Every Thing Desirable, And That Bad Is Even Better Than None.

Most Men Appear Wiser In Their Doubts Than In Their Belief.